tapdancinskelly: (Violin)
tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-07-06 09:21 am

Unicorn Song.


You know the strangest thing happened to me, I was eating this yummy pie I had found lying around when all of a sudden I sort of changed.


It's a little odd I must say.  So I've decided to sing about unicorns today.

Oh look at all you unicorns so happy and gay,
How many people are unicorns today?
Some of you are pink and some of you are black
And most of you wish that you could turn back

So shiny and sparkly and pretty and stuff
Except Jyabura who just looks real gruff
So here's to you unicorns and I hope you'll agree
That from now on we should not eat every pie that we see!

Yohohoho!!!

(You can't see the afro because it's on a black backround >_> )

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you are normally a child?

Well I suppose the tradition does go back to the fact that most water in the old days tasted terrible due to lack of filters. So tea and alcohol were one of the few beverages out there, and why not alcohol when there's more variety I guess?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I normally look like a child.

Alcohol in those days was sometimes not all that far removed from vinegar, however.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You say look like one... so are you a child? I'm a tad lost on the subject.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mentally? No. Physically...I believe that's a yes.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You are one of the most interesting cases I've seen in some time. You almost have the exact oposite of myself. You are stuck in the body of yourself before adult hood, and I am stuck in the body of myself after adult hood. ...although right now I'm also a unicorn.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What fun would it be if we were all the same?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Touché.

Would you perhaps like a song? It's not often I meet a rational human being, especially a child sized one. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Why Brooke, don't you think you should get to know me better first?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
We've spoken on more occasions before than most people I have written songs for. And I'm an excellant judge of people who are song worthy. Besides my list for people I promised to make a song for has thinned recently so I'd like your permission to use you in one of my songs. Although it may take a while. Insperation can be a fickle mistress.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
My permission isn't really necessary (...not since they made the balloons, anyway) for such things, so I really wouldn't mind at all. I look forward to hearing it sometime.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's always polite to ask first I've found. Less likely for people to come and kill you... like Lucci.

...balloons?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm moderately famous within a certain circle. A bit of a celebrity, even. Hence, balloons, and ridiculous press conferences.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well now that's rather interesting! I should take notes for my song, what other things can you tell me about what you do?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the strongest hit man in Italy, advisor to the Ninth head of the Vongola family, and a home tutor. I excel at undercover missions. My favorite drink is espresso coffee, and Leon the chameleon is my partner.


[[ooc: which just means he cosplays (http://marchinglieutenant.wordpress.com/reborn-gallery/) a lot, lol.]]

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That is one hell of a job descripiton. So you have a chameleon as a partner?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It does look good on a resume.

Yes, Leon. He's moderately useful at times.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And in a song.

Really what does he do?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a shape shifter. He's surprisingly empathic, and helps me in training my students.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
While I have heard of chameleons being able to change colors, I've never heard of them being able to change shape. This is quite fascinating. So I assume that you are teaching your students to be hitmen as well?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
He's limited somewhat by size, but other than that...He hasn't failed me yet.

Actually, my students are all future mafia Dons.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well that's always han... did he just turn into a phone?

Well you certainly live an interesting life. You must know a bit to be able to teach such things, although that would explain your level headedness.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Usually he's my gun. He produces special bullets I use in training.

There have still been enough things here to amaze and surprise me, but I am probably used to a less solid reality than most. The Ninth Don of Vongola had to send me to train Tsuna because he can be reluctant at times. So quite a lot of my teaching is persistence.

[[ooc: I need more icons of Leon.]]

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
He's certainly the colorful weapon.

Well yes I suppose a skeleton unicorn with an afro would be a little amazing.

[OOC: Well one can only have so many Icons XD]

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I often have to remind people in Italy that he isn't a toy.

You are very impressive indeed.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd imagine that being in a child body and using a gun as colorful as that it's hard to try to make some people take you seriously.

Oh now you're just making me blush. But wait I don't have any blood! Yohohoho!