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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-07-06 09:21 am

Unicorn Song.


You know the strangest thing happened to me, I was eating this yummy pie I had found lying around when all of a sudden I sort of changed.


It's a little odd I must say.  So I've decided to sing about unicorns today.

Oh look at all you unicorns so happy and gay,
How many people are unicorns today?
Some of you are pink and some of you are black
And most of you wish that you could turn back

So shiny and sparkly and pretty and stuff
Except Jyabura who just looks real gruff
So here's to you unicorns and I hope you'll agree
That from now on we should not eat every pie that we see!

Yohohoho!!!

(You can't see the afro because it's on a black backround >_> )

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... this is prejedice against skeleton unicorns I say! But don't worry I forgive you. You're always welcome to ride me, all night long at that. YOHOHOHO!

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I was making a joke about being a skeleton and...I AM NOT GOING TO RIDE YOU AND CERTAINLY NOT ALL NIGHT LONG!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yohohoho! I know, I was making a joke to you as well. I'm rather fond of puns and double meanings.

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it. I'm sending you to the glue factory.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What's this about a glue factory?

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's where naughty horse are sent.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're suggesting that they'll turn me into glue, I rather doubt it. I don't exaclty have the body required for it.

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it's the gelatin factory instead.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if they'd want to do that. I would most likely have to come back to haunt them given the fact that I've eaten the resurrection fruit.

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I really don't want to suffer indigestion the next time I eat Jell-O...

I'll just take your horn instead.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome to try my charming friend. But I'm quite skilled at fencing and while I don't have my sword, my horn is the next best thing.

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says you'll be conscious when I take it?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What makes you think I sleep?

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Why wait until you sleep when I can just knock you unconscious?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
... How does one knock a skeleton unconscious?

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I didn't think that one through...


Wait! I can just take off with your head!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry but my head is rather firmly attatched to my body. Otherwise I would have tried juggling with it long ago. Yohohoho!

Although I must say I've never been kiddnapped by a young lady before. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll find a way even if it takes all my cunning.

Young? I am much older than I look.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not saying much.
Yohohoho!

Really? And yet you keep such a youthful appearance! What's your secret?

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! Don't sass me!

I suck the life out of walking and talking skeletons.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard not to when you're "evily" plotting to steal my horn.

You must have known a lot of walking talking skeletons.

[identity profile] astraystar.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's not evil when I'm doing it for the sake of all unicorns.

They are most delicious.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The sake of all unicorns? I'll have you know the other unicorns have welcomed me with open arms!... or legs I guess.

Kinky.

Yohohoho!