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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-07-06 09:21 am

Unicorn Song.


You know the strangest thing happened to me, I was eating this yummy pie I had found lying around when all of a sudden I sort of changed.


It's a little odd I must say.  So I've decided to sing about unicorns today.

Oh look at all you unicorns so happy and gay,
How many people are unicorns today?
Some of you are pink and some of you are black
And most of you wish that you could turn back

So shiny and sparkly and pretty and stuff
Except Jyabura who just looks real gruff
So here's to you unicorns and I hope you'll agree
That from now on we should not eat every pie that we see!

Yohohoho!!!

(You can't see the afro because it's on a black backround >_> )

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't really criticizing you. Inspiration strikes at various times, and I applaud you for making such good use of each opportunity you've been given.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well thank you good sir, I'm sure that my next piece shall be even better than the present! ...If I can figure out what I intend to write...

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So here's something that's been bothering me for a while. When did you turn into a child?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
A few weeks ago, actually.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. ... I suppose that would mean that the consumption of alcohol is out of the question seing as how it can cause serious damage to a child.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually I haven't curbed my drinking at all in all the years I've been in this child-form.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
... but you said it was only a few weeks ago. Unless you are talking about when you were first a child, and in that case I must seriously wonder what kind of parenting you had. Allowing a child to drink alcohol, Tsk, tsk.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I changed back a few weeks ago. I finally got back something I lost.

Most children in Italy grow up drinking at meals with their parents. It's more or less traditional.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you are normally a child?

Well I suppose the tradition does go back to the fact that most water in the old days tasted terrible due to lack of filters. So tea and alcohol were one of the few beverages out there, and why not alcohol when there's more variety I guess?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I normally look like a child.

Alcohol in those days was sometimes not all that far removed from vinegar, however.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You say look like one... so are you a child? I'm a tad lost on the subject.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mentally? No. Physically...I believe that's a yes.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You are one of the most interesting cases I've seen in some time. You almost have the exact oposite of myself. You are stuck in the body of yourself before adult hood, and I am stuck in the body of myself after adult hood. ...although right now I'm also a unicorn.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What fun would it be if we were all the same?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Touché.

Would you perhaps like a song? It's not often I meet a rational human being, especially a child sized one. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Why Brooke, don't you think you should get to know me better first?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
We've spoken on more occasions before than most people I have written songs for. And I'm an excellant judge of people who are song worthy. Besides my list for people I promised to make a song for has thinned recently so I'd like your permission to use you in one of my songs. Although it may take a while. Insperation can be a fickle mistress.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
My permission isn't really necessary (...not since they made the balloons, anyway) for such things, so I really wouldn't mind at all. I look forward to hearing it sometime.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's always polite to ask first I've found. Less likely for people to come and kill you... like Lucci.

...balloons?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm moderately famous within a certain circle. A bit of a celebrity, even. Hence, balloons, and ridiculous press conferences.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well now that's rather interesting! I should take notes for my song, what other things can you tell me about what you do?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the strongest hit man in Italy, advisor to the Ninth head of the Vongola family, and a home tutor. I excel at undercover missions. My favorite drink is espresso coffee, and Leon the chameleon is my partner.


[[ooc: which just means he cosplays (http://marchinglieutenant.wordpress.com/reborn-gallery/) a lot, lol.]]

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That is one hell of a job descripiton. So you have a chameleon as a partner?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It does look good on a resume.

Yes, Leon. He's moderately useful at times.