Nonsense, nonsense, simply can't do with out it, the insense of nonsense let's sing us a song about it. Yohohoho!

Well no, I meant turning into a unicorn. I was already a skeleton so I suppose it's only natural that I'd be a skeletal unicorn.

Well no... but when I wrote the song I had been turned into a unicorn. So because I was sort of in the same boat as all the other unicorns I could right a song about being a unicorn better, see?

Well with all my songs I try to empathize with whom I write it about because then the piece has much more life and vibrance to it. People would become bored of my songs rather rapidly without that. So in this case I felt it simply had to be done because it would be simply too easy not to! Yohohoho!

Ah true, challenge is necessary for growth. But if you don't take the easy ones as well, you'd be depriving the world of yet another song. Why steal away a chance at a song to make people smile if you can simply grow as a mucial artist afterwords by taking on a project twice as hard?

Oh. Well thank you good sir, I'm sure that my next piece shall be even better than the present! ...If I can figure out what I intend to write...

So here's something that's been bothering me for a while. When did you turn into a child?

Oh. ... I suppose that would mean that the consumption of alcohol is out of the question seing as how it can cause serious damage to a child.

... but you said it was only a few weeks ago. Unless you are talking about when you were first a child, and in that case I must seriously wonder what kind of parenting you had. Allowing a child to drink alcohol, Tsk, tsk.

Oh, so you are normally a child?

Well I suppose the tradition does go back to the fact that most water in the old days tasted terrible due to lack of filters. So tea and alcohol were one of the few beverages out there, and why not alcohol when there's more variety I guess?

You say look like one... so are you a child? I'm a tad lost on the subject.

You are one of the most interesting cases I've seen in some time. You almost have the exact oposite of myself. You are stuck in the body of yourself before adult hood, and I am stuck in the body of myself after adult hood. ...although right now I'm also a unicorn.

Touché.

Would you perhaps like a song? It's not often I meet a rational human being, especially a child sized one. Yohohoho!

We've spoken on more occasions before than most people I have written songs for. And I'm an excellant judge of people who are song worthy. Besides my list for people I promised to make a song for has thinned recently so I'd like your permission to use you in one of my songs. Although it may take a while. Insperation can be a fickle mistress.